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Organic wank

An organic wank is one that you have without the assistance of pornography. Pretty uncommon in the modern era, it might involve waking up with wood, and having a lazy tug only *imagining* Mia Khalifa rather than watching her online.
"Nah bro, I'm doing No Porn November. Only organic wanking for me."
by Heterococks November 7, 2022
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posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022
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Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records
Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye
by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022
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Wank

A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air
John loved to wank on Saturdays.
by milesangel36 January 4, 2022
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wank

shortened name of 'White Hank' from the madness combat fan animation 'WhiteHank'
wank died at the end of whitehank 1
by moneybrainz99 January 5, 2022
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Wank the Budgie

Any off-brand item particularly of Chinese origin.
Man, check out those headphones.. wow! What are they, Bose? Sony? Nah man, they're Wank the Budgie.
by Skerries Goat September 23, 2022
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highest wanking officer

Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
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