Two Pound Butt Splasher

When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.

"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."

by Robby K. December 20, 2005

two-cent gutter slut

This is a girlfriend who goes around and sleeps with all of your friends.

Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends
Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut

by Jojoba Loofah Milktowel June 27, 2008

i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 02, 2005

Two balls for three bills

Two, One eighth of an ounce, or 3.5 gram clear plastic baggies of cocaine that are tied shut with a knot (see llello; yayo).

I am currently selling 8-balls, at a reduced price, "Two Balls for three bills" .

by big n.s. January 21, 2009

Two in pink One in the stink

With index and middle finger extended, third finger held back with thumb and pinky finger extended, you insert the two fingers into the vagina and the single, pinky finger, into the anus giving extreme pleasure to even the most discriminating woman.

Facing her writhing body, Jim slowly inserted his fingers to double penetrate her and found himself with two in the pink and one in the stink.

by DangerBoy December 24, 2003

two hogs fighting in a gunnysack

When a ugly chick with a fat ass is walking and the curds are bubbling out and the rolls are waving back and forth like "two hogs fighting in a gunnysack".

Damn dude! Check out that ass... it is like two hogs fighting in a gunnysack.

by nvstormtrooper February 04, 2006

Two pretty best friends

The two pretty best friends saying was originally a tiktok video by @jayrscottyy and he says “ i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly” meaning he’s jokingly saying there can’t be two pretty best friends in the duo..

Liam: Wow she’s pretty

Jake: i bet her best friend isn’t

Liam: Why?
Jake: i any never seen two pretty best friends

by Coconutapple November 05, 2020