biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards

If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.

by ukahaylee September 19, 2016

Sweet Biscuit

A Sweet Biscuit is the whitest white boy you know. He will often try to argue that you are whiter but really hes still just a white light snowflake.

Tim: Youre a snowflake
Pink: Well atleast im not a Sweet Biscuit

by Pinkwolf May 13, 2021

Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.

Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"

by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016

Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina

"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"

by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 28, 2013

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 11, 2025