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shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.
example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air
by falsefox February 12, 2024
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Back shot air

when you’re clapping a girls cheeks n giving her back shots and all of the sudden you smell her back shot air”. It either smells bad or good depending on their hygiene.
Yo her back shot air smelled like a turtle tank but I still clapped them cheeks.
by msbhaven96 June 11, 2024
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arendelle air

An airline that used to have old, beat up tupolevs and Boeings. However they’ve improved drastically and now have a few A350s and 777s in their fleet. The last crash was in 1976 involving an Il-62. All their old planes are now freighters.
arendelle air is now as good as BA or AF.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 15, 2025
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Air

Air is normally invisible. From space, the atmosphere, which is made of air, looks like a thin blue band because of the way the light passes through it. That's the same reason why the sky looks blue. Down here, we can trace air with smoke or feel it with a fan.
by swampam November 9, 2020
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BLACK AIR FORCE SYNDROME

a deadly virus. When one white air force accidentally steps on a black air force, the black air force will be infected with the black air force syndrome. The infected will stomp on every shoe they see, Jordans, Nike, everything. Creasing every shoe on its path.
chigga: "ching chong omg he has the black air force syndrome"
chigga 2: "ching chong yeah lets avoid him"
by Dr, Sol October 6, 2024
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Vape air

A fine vaperizor store where you can see weird shit go down every day
Person one: I went to pick up some vape product and the shop owner was doing some weird shit

Person 2: that’s got to be vape air, weirdness happens all the time there
by Johndoe877 September 23, 2022
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coakley air

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023
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