by johnny johncakes June 21, 2008
Get the side projectmug. The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.
by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017
Get the side jobbymug. When you get distracted and do something that you need to do but have been putting off in the middle of another task. Like cleaning the toilet mid getting laundry together. Side-mission.
by Jesjo January 28, 2024
Get the Side missionmug. The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
Get the shart-back-and-sidesmug. by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022
Get the Bats for the other sidemug. When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020
Get the Ham on the sidemug. by FroGeta (Afro Vegeta) March 28, 2023
Get the Both sides of the streetmug.