A guy who likes to shake his junk a lot. Especially while wearing loose fitting shorts so that their junk makes a slapping noise against their leg. This is often perfomed naked in front of mirrors.
Thelma: I caught Brad shaking his junk in front of the mirror when he got out of the shower.
Beth: OMG! He is such a cock flopper!
Beth: OMG! He is such a cock flopper!
by mbaby13 December 18, 2009
Get the Cock Flopper mug.A derogatory term used to describe someone who is used for only sex. A cock tool is not treated like a normal human but as a masturbation device that only looks like a person. The cock tool is not talked to except to be given commands.
by zanman October 3, 2006
Get the cock tool mug.a very solid and very tight panty which is used by the feminized slutboy to flatten his male genitalia when he cross-dresses. When used properly, the cock-eraser pushes the cock between the balls, squeezes the balls very close to the body, forbids any erection, and makes the ladyboy look like he has a cunt. Simple and solid child b.v.ds make perfect cock eraser on an adult male.
The slutboy: How do you like my new cock-eraser?
The Mistress: So tacky. It makes you look like the tart you really are. Keep it on. I like you that way, my no-cock boy...
The Mistress: So tacky. It makes you look like the tart you really are. Keep it on. I like you that way, my no-cock boy...
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
Get the cock-eraser mug.Defining an event or action as a "Saw Cock" implies that said event or action is distinctly unpleasant, much like being brutally ass-raped by a large cock which has a saw structure on the lower portion.
by EconPhD December 16, 2010
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by Nixxon February 2, 2008
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by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
Get the cock melon mug.When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.
Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."
Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.
It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.
Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.
It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.
Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
by Mike Tyson Jr February 9, 2010
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