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Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.
Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
by Doll.Face September 19, 2021
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your dad

Person A: Hey do you like anyone
Person B: yeah
Person A: who?
Person B: your dad
by luhvbai<3 November 3, 2022
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g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES
well... g dad taxes ig
by 🦁 May 31, 2021
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DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met
Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢
by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022
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Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024
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Dad

Dad,the guy that will always be there for you.Yeah maybe he’s made some mistakes…but he’s still here.The parent that will always back you up,gives you the best hugs and kisses and always listens to you.He gives things that you’ve always wanted but never asked about.He will always know about you.Even if your other parent never cared,never did any of the things he did.It doesn’t matter.Dad will make you feel complete.It doesn’t matter if your wrong or right he will always be there.ALWAYS.
by juicymangos:3 August 26, 2025
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Dad-gro

Man, your dad had some serious dad-gro at the barbecue
by Wingedweaver February 7, 2024
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