Jacob brodbeck

A faggit that’s only good enuf to pick up a cute girl once and a while but is isn’t good at anything else

That guy over there is a Jacob brodbeck

by Bye your best frind July 29, 2018

Jacob Tyler

A Jacob Tyler is the cutest boy ever. He is a really smart kid and is willing to help anyone who needs it. He's the kind of guy you want to date, but never talks to you. You don't want to date him for his looks or for how smart he is, you genuinely just love his personality. He's the kind of boy that would cheer you up if you really needed it.

Dang, you're friends with Jacob Tyler? You must be the luckiest person ever!

by blankethuman January 12, 2022

Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the squad or friend group

He’s such a Jacob

by The real Jacob May 24, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

jacob

a true big man

“jacob is very indeed big man and funni”

by JammDoughnutts March 23, 2021

Jacob

A man whos penis is a foot longer than eveyone else, and strikingly handsome. Jacob can be a strong and charming man who can snag any girl, without the needing to talk to them. Hes a magnet to all thicc girls only a beta male could dream of. Jacob is friends with almost everyone and if your not friends with him, you have a tiny penis. Jacob is the man of your dreams, and good luck trying to get a Jacob

"I bet Jacob has a 10 inch cock"
"Omg, Jacob is sooo hot"
If only i could have even the slightest chance with jacob.

by xxxthanos April 29, 2019

Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.

Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"

by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022