social adhd

1) People that says/ repeatedly says story’s to get attention

2) people that that let secret fly for attention

Friend1: Dan told me about the first time he smoked weed for the 12th time yesterday.
Friend2: Oh my god he has the worst social adhd

by Not Keebler May 29, 2018

Social Butterfly

Somebody who thinks they are far more popular than they actually are.

Hey that's Kristen. She really is a social butterfly. She'll probably win the award at prom.

by All of Massey December 21, 2017

Social Gay

Mostly seen in woman social gay involves a normally heterosexual(straight) person has borderline gay interactions with a friend of the same sex, this behaviour is most commonly associated with a large quantity of alcohol usually consumed in a nightclub. Similar to social smoking consuming alcohol while smoking within a social surrounding.

Did you see that birdkissing her friend, shes got a boyfriend you know shes just a social gay!

by TFrO21 December 22, 2017

Social hybernation

The act of not socialising. (Similar to hybernating through winter but for socialising)

That person is not socialising, that must be Social hybernation.

by Tedztar May 2, 2018

social blunt

When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.

*passing around the blunt for the last round*
“Bro did we just hit that again...... social blunt!”

by Laxb23 January 14, 2018

Social Tax

The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.

Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?

by Knightingale Mason January 9, 2020

social distancing conversations

Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.

71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.

Social distancing conversation:

Woman stands 3 meters away and says:

"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".

Social distancing conversations:

"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.

Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.

by Rusty spork March 24, 2020