alabama ham sandwich

The sexual act of placing a piece of Kraft singles American cheese in between your lovers butt cheeks and proceeding to have sex with their butt using your penis

Girl go to the fridge and heat up your buns. Tonight my body craves an Alabama ham sandwich.

by The South October 19, 2013

competitive sandwich making

competitive sandwich making is a sport only for women who can make sandwiches very quickly. the sport started in Palo Alto, California. The world's fastest sandwich maker is known by his nickname Zibi. which is also the only man to play the sport.

sorry i have a competitive sandwich making match today... I can't hang out!

by Vert53 May 17, 2011

brown and bloody sandwich

when someone proceeds to rip the lining out of their partners ass through anal sex pentration causing pain and discomfort along with serious health side effect including but not limited to loss of bowel movement control.

this can result in shit flowing out of your partner at any point in time with no warning.

not recommended for inexperienced players!

"The woman recieved a brown and bloody sandwich from her pimp, which caused her to bleed for a week and lose control of her shitting for life."

by J. Middz September 22, 2006

peanut butter sandwich

the act of shitting between the boobies of your partner and then proceeding to tit fuck her.

what happened to your peanut butter sandwich.....oh i gave it to your mom:)

by Josiah, Alexander December 15, 2008

white girl sandwich

Basically a threesome between one guy and two girls in which all three participants are extremely close at all times. This allows for the sharing of many bodily fluids, such as saliva, cum, and vaginal fluids. A more literal form of a white girl sandwich is when the heavier of the two girls is on bottom and the lighter is on top, with the lucky guy sandwiched in the middle. Though it may seem overwhelmingly disgusting at first, it is truly an amazing thing that should be experienced at least once during a person's lifetime.

I'm probably gonna get myself a white girl sandwich on Tuesday, which would be the dopest thing ever.

by hammettsucks April 23, 2006

sandwich filling

Nooooo! with will and lee! a-ha!

dug my self out! ha!

by GirlSkater April 15, 2004

one and a half sandwiches

The act of making sandwiches to a fractions. To suffice your and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan...you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and a half sandwiches and give me half!"

by jformo October 28, 2013