Beer-Liquor Rule 

The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:

"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.

Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.

Beer-Liquor Rule by Sid Barrett February 2, 2008

Three Month Rule 

The unwritten but universally accepted amount of time before a close friend of a friend may get together with said person's ex girlfriend. It may be wise to consult close friend for approval before delving into said ex-girlfriend.

A: Hey, lets break up.

B: Okay.

*Insert Three Month Rule*

C: Hey, I'm B's friend. Wanna bang?

A: Sure.

Three Month Rule by Michael Habic June 10, 2008

Phone Rule

If you talk on the phone while on cam in a chat room, you must bare your tits or ass on cam.

I called the phone rule on the bitch because she was yappin on cam.

Phone Rule by The Mad Chatter August 6, 2008

Infield Fly Rule 

Somebody explain this

Infield Fly Rule by Anonymous October 17, 2003

The Iron Maiden Rule 

The unwritten rule of music (mostly but not exclusively metal) that states that only Iron Maiden are allowed to wear their own band shirts on stage, by virtue of being Iron Maiden. It has been broken numerous times. The worst offenders are probably Amon Amarth, who wear their own merchandise in every photo and every video in which they aren't shirtless.

The reason for the rule is the same reason why it's generally gauche to wear a band shirt for the band you're going to see: band shirts are generally a way to broadcast your tastes and in so doing support a band that people might not have heard of.

Watain broke the Iron Maiden rule by painting their own emblem on their bare chests.

The Iron Maiden Rule by The music definitions guy December 4, 2010

ja rule 

an REAL example of wanksta shit , an ghetto wannabee

-yo its ja rule shit

ja rule by VCR July 21, 2006

Shotgun Rule 

If a person calls shotgun, they automatically get that place in the vehicle. There are only a few exceptions to this rule (also called the Shotty Rule depending on where you're from), such as
~The boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse of the driver automatically has this spot unless they decline
~The driver of the vehicle has overall say if more than one person calls shotgun at once.
Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.

Pawl-Shotgun!
(Gary gets in shotgun)
(long drawn out silence. Driver doesn't start vehicle)
Pawl-Gary, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call shotgun?
Gary-I can't fit in the backseat! my legs are too long.
Pawl-you liar!
Driver-you just broke the shotgun rule. only the worst scum of the bottom of society's shoe would even think of doing that. Get out of my car, you're walking home.

Shotgun Rule by wickedmarshmallows!! March 29, 2010