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Red Thursday

The approximate day, each year, when health insurance deductibles have been met, and patients can get medical treatment for drastically less out of pocket expenses. During this time of year, hospitals see a large increase in business, as surgeries, mri's and other large medical procedures are then scheduled as more patients meet their deductible. On Red Thursday, the blood begins to flow as the surgeons begin to cut. It derives from the term Black Friday, but in a medical context.
That ER visit met my deductible so today is my Red Thursday. I'm going to get that MRI I've been putting off, those injections in my knee, these moles removed, and that surgery to fix that disk in my back.
by Akopian Atrebates October 16, 2019
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Red Flag

An indication of a bad or possibly dangerous person.
"Yo, have you seen Matthew? he's a walking, talking red flag."
by Breaddicus April 11, 2022
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red hurricane

when someone has sexual intercourse when the female is on her period.
Bob went through a red hurricane.
by Estalokita November 9, 2017
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red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)
he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!
by mein leben February 8, 2017
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Red flag

A red flag is a person who was a bad personality.. like, very bad personality. Just stay away from them.
by jayson.the.avgeek May 30, 2023
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Red Handy

When a menstruating woman pleasures herself and her dude walks in a catches her and he’s disgusted so to try and make it better she give him a hand job with her bloody hand.
Guy 1: Why is your dick red, I can’t put that in my mouth?
Guy 2: Oh, craziest thing, I caught your sister masturbating and to keep me from running and telling everyone, she gave me a Red Handy.
Guy 1: GROSS DUDE SHE’S ON HER PERIOD!
Guy 2: Haha, exactly.
by Captain Red Wing June 6, 2018
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Red Ender

When a man’s bellend has a abnormal red hue from too much masturbation.
‘’I jacked off dozens of times recently. I’ve got a pretty bad red ender. I hope nobody sees it.’’
by homerbellerin August 9, 2021
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