flash post

a post of something on Facebook or Twitter which is quickly deleted if the person posting it does not get any "likes," or postivie comments.

I keep flash posting that picture of me in a bathing suit but when no ones says anything, i delete it again.

flash post by von strudelburg September 23, 2013

strong first post 

When someone completely new to the boards at Bodybuilding.com comes in and either says something totally idiotic, asks a question about illegal steroids or just makes a foolish statement in general, an experienced poster will then say, "Strong first post."

Noob: Hay, guise! I'm wondering what PCT I should take for my first cycle. I am 18 years old, 150 lbs."

Experienced Poster: Strong first post, noob. GTFO."

Noob: "You don't have to be all mean, I just wanted to get some answers without doing any research. Gosh..."

strong first post by strong postin bish January 14, 2010

Canada Post 

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the Canadian public out of their money as a hidden government tax. Additionally, the Management employed are mentally and emotionally impaired with as much interpersonal relationship skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees* in how they treat CUPW members they don't like.

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the people of Canada out of their money as a hidden tax. Additionally, the Management they employ are as dumb as high school drop outs with as much interpersonal relation skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of idiotic brain dead filth who are closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees*

Canada Post by Spider Man 2012 January 5, 2012

Facebook air post 

When you post a comment to someone's status, immediately decide that your comment sucks and delete it, but the notification still goes out that you commented on it leaving everyone curious about what you intended to say.

"I wanted to come up with a witty rebuttal to Kelly's status, but I'm a tool so I did a Facebook air post instead."

Facebook air post by buzzloaf April 28, 2010

vague post 

A comment or statement that is made by someone on a social media site who's thinking is in a very tight dramatic circle. The post is very unclear and usually has no redeeming value to those who read it. However, the poster uses this tactic to build curiosity in his/her friends so they may inquire why the post was made. But the poster never responds or explains to why they made such a ridiculous comment..

friend's post: "the humidity has something to do with it!"
me: "what are you talking about?"
4or5 hours elapse with about 5 likes
me: "why make such a vague post?"

vague post by xwhite July 9, 2014

bait post 

A bait post is an obvious "troll" post made by someone to piss off or "trigger" people who are stupid enough to take it seriously and laugh at their reactions.

"Ha, this guy took my bait post! Look at his hilariously butt hurt comment!"

bait post by Alex McMemer September 17, 2016

Power of the Post

(acr. POTP)

When you are looking for the answer to a question, and in posting the question you discover how to find the answer only seconds later after posting. Sometimes this is because you find better search terms for the question, or because the answer is in the question itself.

In gaming circles, this phenomenon is known as 'power of the post' because sometimes to answer a question you simply need to formulate the problem clearly instead of attacking it with brute force.

I was pixel-hunting for hours and still can't get out of the damn room...

(5 mins later)

nm, got it... duh Power of the Post

Power of the Post by jag216 March 26, 2009