Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003

Goose penis

Another name for a circumcised penis.

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"

by Ant Champ October 23, 2008

penis cock

1. part of the male reproductive system.

2. when your weiner is bigger than you are.

3. an expression when something exciting happens.

4. a term often used by people with tourettes.

1. penis cock + vagina = fetus.

2. dude, did you see his penis cock?!? it was HUGE!

3. holy penis cock, don't touch me there!

4. will you go to the store and buy me some PENIS COCK FUCK SHIT, oops sorry... those darn tourettes again.

by awesomedonald&carlosoatmeal August 10, 2008

penis missile

noun- A missile so large that if it is used on another country, it would be as if that country were being sodomized.

Person #1: Oh, Dammit, its the penis missile!!!
Homosexual w/ lisp #1: Oh, Jesus, Jesus Christ...

by ¡¿The Big W?! June 12, 2006

penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

wills penis

3.8 inches

dang that’s fucking small mate
wills penis be like

by iskdbsjsbssjjb October 16, 2020

Pickle Penis

1.) When you're penis is the size of a pickle.

2.) When you're penis is green and bumpy.

3.)Someone who misses band practice to play World of Warcraft.

1.) Did you see Brett's dick? Its so small, like a Pickle Penis.

2.) See above statement adding the following: "Its small and bumbpy.

3.) " Aww, Brett's missing our practice for WoW AGAIN? Man, he's such a Pickle Penis.

by Krinkly Pingas July 6, 2009