crunchy taco

Step:1
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.

I met a bitch last night who was so freaky that she let me eat her crunchy taco.

by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007

Taco Tuesday

The act of shoving a cheap Tuesday taco (preferably soft) up your partner's anus so that they can proceed to poop it into your mouth.

Well honey, it is time for Taco Tuesday, bend over.

by NateBateDateRape December 14, 2010

Taco ass

a mexican living in the united states

that taco ass is taking refuge at a church so she does't get deported

by sister mary January 12, 2009

Taco Wedgie

When a female has a wedgie in the frontal region.
The crease will look like a taco.

And not the kind you want to eat.

* OMG ! LOOK AT THAT GIRL'S PANTS ! SHE TOTALLY HAS A TACO WEDGIE !

camel-toe

by leeemacy May 12, 2011

Jack taco

empty, containing or meaning nothing

Dude, we ate all of the pizza, there's jack taco left.

by Sarah March 10, 2004

Australian Taco

When 2 Australian men and one Australian women with Syphilis they will come together and use her ass as the taco shell she queefs her green vaginal water into the taco making the lettuce like the Sour Apple Smoothie and then one of the men takes a shit in her ass making the taco meat almost alike to the Alabama Hot Pocket and then for the cheese the man will pee in her ass and ass its all sliding out they both jump in to eat

Q:Dante why are you throwing up?

A:Long story short I was hungry, I ate and I didn't like the food
Q:So why is Brian throwing up too?
A:We both ate a bad taco
Q:A bad taco? Did you share one? and why the hell wont Kendyl get out of the shower?
A:Look like I told you we were hungry, we ate, we didn't like it but atleast we tried something new now stop asking question

Q: NO tell me what happen
A:We tried out an Australian Taco please don't tell anyone!
I cant believe you

by AWellKnownApple June 10, 2016

french taco

The phrase is used in Philly as another way of saying waffles.

I'm from Philly. Waffles ARE french tacos

by Kydney Comchols! February 22, 2011