A type of "working dog"; is trained to blow into the "ignition interlock" system that people charged with drunk driving have to install into their vehicles for it to operate. This system requires the operator to blow into the machine periodically through the course of a drive.
A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
Is that a seeing eye dog? Mine is a Blowing Mouth Dog. He helps me drive around town when I have had a few drinks.
by dnads May 20, 2011

that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).
by quabbtwabbler May 24, 2011

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.
Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?
Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?
Dude 1: So?!
Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?
Dude 1: So?!
Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
by Underdrummer May 16, 2011

by ToddB February 7, 2008

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
by JaRknessd May 10, 2010

"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"
by R. LexM January 28, 2008

A 3/4 blow job is when a girl is giving a blow job and stops right before the man ejaculates (blows a load) and then the man ends up walking away disappointed.
by quincygamer June 20, 2011
