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Blowing Mouth Dog

A type of "working dog"; is trained to blow into the "ignition interlock" system that people charged with drunk driving have to install into their vehicles for it to operate. This system requires the operator to blow into the machine periodically through the course of a drive.

A Blowing Mouth Dog (BMD) can fulfill this duty with some simple training. Most BMDs are from the local pound as they need to be willing to circumvent the law.
Is that a seeing eye dog? Mine is a Blowing Mouth Dog. He helps me drive around town when I have had a few drinks.
by dnads May 20, 2011
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Blow Job Artist (BJA)

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs
that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).
by quabbtwabbler May 24, 2011
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Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.
Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"
by Underdrummer May 16, 2011
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Let's blow this pop stand

Let's leave this boring place as soon as possible.

Adaptation of "Let's blow this popsicle stand"
by ToddB February 7, 2008
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Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
by JaRknessd May 10, 2010
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Blowing up the death star

This is used when a guy shoots their load so far that it goes up the girl's nose.
"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"
by R. LexM January 28, 2008
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3/4 Blow Job

A 3/4 blow job is when a girl is giving a blow job and stops right before the man ejaculates (blows a load) and then the man ends up walking away disappointed.
My girlfriend was blowing me but ended up only giving me a 3/4 Blow Job so I dumped her ass!
by quincygamer June 20, 2011
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