blow job

A job which involves a lot of blowing. E.g blowing out candles in a church

its gonna take a serious blow job to blow out these candles

by 1234567paper February 24, 2011

hand job

A waste of time.

Oh come one, i can give myself a hand job... How about you suck my dick.

by The Philmeister August 1, 2008

Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.

OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.

by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008

mow job

shaving one's pubic hair with a lawn mower or refers to the mowing of one's lawn

brian graves gave his mother a mow job

by ccabr4L August 4, 2007

dirty job

When you have 69 with a girl and while shes sucking your dick she takes a shit on your face and then she smushes it all over your face. often a funny thing to do is send in the video tape to "Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe" and laugh your ass ohh.

hey babe, give me a dirty job.

by dancingdildinos June 9, 2007

bob job

somthing a person called bob does with their lover

he gave her a bob job

by lozzy017 January 16, 2005

Blow job

When a man demands that his girlfriend get on her knees, pull his pants down with her teeth, and suck his dick. (I'll tell you how in the example. ) something men love.

This is how you do it

First you pull his pants down with your teeth, then you lick/suck the head of his dick, next you slowly make your way down his dick, after that you deep throat, and finally when he cum in your mouth SWALLOW ALL OF THE CUM EVEN IF YOUR BEING FORCED TO SUCK HIS DICK! DAMNIT WOMEN IT IS SO FUCKING SEXY WHEN YOU SWALLOW! And your done unless he puts you on the bed and starts FUCKING you. All it is is you ducking a man's dick OK.

A blow job is you sucking sick.

by Why the fuck November 20, 2018