Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.

“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”

by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

muffin titty

Muffin titty is when a girl puts on a bra that is so tight her tits squeeze out of the top.

Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.

by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

Fart muffin

Used instead of profanities when expressing disappointment over a circumstance.

Bob yelled “fart muffin” after hearing he lost his job.

by Bavamakkos June 6, 2024

Punt muffin

A sex act in which you punt a muffin into a girls orfices.

I heard you punt muffined Sarah last night!

by LanternFriend October 13, 2022

Blueberry muffin

A really cute female cop in blues.

Like a whole gaggle of blueberry muffins.

by OWL76 June 11, 2025

Fudge muffin

When a male or female takes a dump in a slightly larger persons belly button (a person that may have a muffin top)

Man: Yo Steve, I just gave Susie a fudge muffin last night!
Steve: dude, you're nasty!!!

by Cherry _ blossom 69 April 10, 2017