Muffin Snuffin

The act of eat a girl out as if its a drug you're addicted to.

"I was muffin snuffin my girlfriend last night, and she squirted in my mouth."

by Muffin_Snuffin July 10, 2019

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It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie

It’s Muffin time

by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021

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muffin

a curse word used by demons, it could replace "fuck" or "shit" to make the sentence look family friendly but in reality its not

OH MY GOSH YOU MUFFIN HEAD

by wekiou November 25, 2020

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Shea The Muffin

A being with a penis so small it could be compared to size of a puppies

"yo dude that kids dick is so small he could Shea The Muffin"

by macado genious1 April 7, 2023

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Cuffin a Muffin

When you date or marry a fat bitch and they are built like a muffin

“Yo Brad, I can’t believe you are cuffin a muffin I didn't know you liked them like that “

“Yeah Greg I like them with a little mass with the ass if you know what I mean”

by DICK-tionary December 8, 2024

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That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

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