muffin

a small fluffy loveable female dog

my dog is soft and cuddly, that is why I named her Muffin

by birdthunder March 22, 2022

Dust Muffin

A man with a spiky fau-hawk

wow, that guy has such a Dust Muffin!

by spunky laday September 9, 2011

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

bread muffin

A nicer term for "Imbecile"

Person A: "God, you're such a bread muffin!"
Person B: "a what???"

by Mang0Milkshak3 October 13, 2022

muffin crown

When you stick a muffin in your girlfriends 'muffin' then eat the crown off the top of the muffin
Also used when a girl is on her period

Can call male friends this when they're bein a little bitch

My girlfriends muffin crown tastes so good

Bre get your muffin crown off me
Zac don't be a muffin crown
muffin crown vagina sex

by Alice in wonder May 1, 2015

hubble muffin

another way of saying hubby, but cooler and prettier

omg sophie running is having a mini dance party, he's so cool! I'm so glad that he is my hubble muffin!

by wifeyevie November 3, 2010

muffin mind control

When a female uses her insane thickness to control your life and actions

Bitch has muffin mind control over me

by Daxnatr November 25, 2024