metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

Mother

a woman in relation to her child or children

My mother is very flexible because she is a gymnast.

by Allie </3 November 22, 2017

Mother

Someone who was NEVER there for me.

My Mother was never there for me... ; ;

by anonymous200020 May 28, 2022

mother-shucker

A person who takes your mom by the ass and shucks her like an ear of corn.
Usually no body likes this person because they are either too annoying, too retarded, or too much of both.

Person 1: There goes that mother-shucker, Jeremy again.
Person 2: Oh that Jeremy!

by David autistic November 6, 2021

Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES

Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones

by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020

mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

by milf999 May 8, 2021

mother lover of tea

love your mom and tea bagging

hi join mother lover of tea

by davethechicken17 October 14, 2021