May 22 

May 22, national send a soapy booty pic to your partner day.

It's may 22, so I'm going to ask my partner for a soapy booty pic.

May 22 by Bigusdickus.com May 22, 2023

May 24, 2023 

May 24th is buy your crush a box of donuts from dunkin day! Have your friends ask him what his favorite donut is, (or you can do it if you've already been talking to him) and buy him half a dozen! (6 in one box). Then bring it to him at lunch and walk away..

Girl 1: Tomorrow is May 24, 2023.. Which means I gotta go to dunkins to get my crush a box of his fave donuts!
girl 2: bruh.. add a note in the box with a heart.
girl 1: yeah no that's wayyy too much plus I'm super shy..

May 24, 2023 by littlehermosa May 22, 2023

May 23rd - Sticky Day 

The day that celebrates the birth of King Sticky, May 23rd.

“How are you celebrating May 23rd - Sticky Day?”
Well by getting sticky of course!

May 23rd - Sticky Day by nworbc May 23, 2023

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day 

A day where gay people are sad.

Oh, I get why you're sad, it's because it's May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day

May 23rd: National Gay People Be Sad Day by Most average sized Dav May 23, 2023

May 26 

National Make Your Girlfriend Cum Day

Carla: it’s may 26 th you know what that means
Fred: …..ohhh okay get your ass over here right now 🫦

May 26 by Mascras555@ May 25, 2023

May 26 

May 26 is National Free nudes day

Bf: It’s May 26th!
Gf: What does that mean?
Bf: It’s national free nudes day
Gf: Okay!

May 26 by I have arthritis May 26, 2023

May 21st 

National Playboi Carti day 💗

“Hey what’s so special about May 21st???”
“It’s national playboi carti day!”

May 21st by Mythi May 27, 2023