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jack handy

a term used to desribe some one who chronically jacks off
hey his name is jack handy at home
by chris Washington July 24, 2008
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Face-Jacked

When you log on to Face Book and see that people have been carrying on conversations on "your page" without you. People that don't even know each other just sharing the witty reparte and now it takes up your whole page!
"I went to my home page on Face Book only to find my page had been "face-jacked" by my friends about some comment I made, that now has nothing to do with my original thought!"
by bearbax June 15, 2009
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happy jack

A cigarette with the tobacco removed and weed put in. Something not so many people do but should do more often. it's easier than rolling and WORKS!
You got some rolling papers bro?

Nah, let's just make a happy jack.
by happy jacker February 22, 2009
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Jack Wills

The Quintessential British Preppy Brand

A clothes brand, the british alternative to Abercrombie and Fitch but much more exclusive to those who can afford it. JW has a rock solid, traditional British heritage, inspired by vintage sportswear, beachwear and classic British public school style. It is the epitome of British preppy cool. Customers who are mainly sloanes and preps are unarguably beautiful and sexy. They are the popular guys and girls in class. They are confident and they ooze effortless style. They adore a hedonistic party. And they are ever so, ever so laid back. It is the complete opposite to anything remotely chavvy such as adidias or lonsdale.
Sloane- hey darls, dont you just love my new jack wills trackies

Sloane 2- er yar, theyre far superior to those common adidas ones worn by the peasants.

sloane- how could they wear such cheap rubbish.
by polo_player May 28, 2006
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Captain Jack

A reference to the television show "Torchwood", a "Captain Jack" refers to a problem solving technique in which a party seduces every person between themselves and their goal.

Captain Jack Harkness: "The last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that... I woke up in bed with both of my executioners. Lovely couple, they stayed in touch! Can't say that about most executioners."
Lucy : I can't believe I blew my professor and only got a "B".

Darcy : Well you know he doesn't even submit the grades. It's the teaching assistant that does that, and you should probably should also have fucked the anorexic guy that sends out the reports if you really cared about your grade.

Lucy : Hey, I don't think I could stand going full "Captain Jack" just for a good E-Sci grade. It's not like it was a core class. Besides, my TA was girl and she wasn't pretty.

Darcy : Sometimes you gotta take one for team Lucy.

Lucy : True that. My main skill is that I'm a massive slut.
by Darker August 4, 2011
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Jack nasty

Refers to a scene in the 1997 short story and 2005 film Brokeback Mountain where the character of Alma confronts her husband, Ennis about his ongoing relationship with the character Jack Twist.

Denotes a fan of the story and/or movie.
Quote:"Don't lie to me Ennis. I know what it means. Jack Twist? Jack Nasty."
by Marceline8 April 17, 2006
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yukon jack

while watching wrestling, a man jerks himself off, then rubs his own semen all over his face, and in his big yap
"last night mike enjoyed the wrestling match so much he gave himself a yukon jack"
by P Brown's Apprentice March 2, 2012
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