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part your hair

This term is often used offensively towards someone who has wronged you and deserves punishment in the form of a fart to the face, thus parting the offenders hair.
"You bitch, I'm gonna part your hair for that!"
"She sat quietly in the indian style position while her husband carefully parted her hair."
by Scottopolis May 24, 2006
mugGet the part your hairmug.

becky with the good hair

Nickname Beyonce gave Tori Kelly when she tore her to shreds in Lemonade for sleeping with jay z....
"He only want me when I'm not there, He better call Becky with the good hair"
by beckywthegoodhair May 24, 2016
mugGet the becky with the good hairmug.

Fat Chick Hair

When (mostly) fat girls do not style or maintain their long hair properly. They just get out of the shower, comb it, and let it "air dry". It then looks nappy, greasy, frizzy, and disgusting for the rest of the day. This is not a one time deal, this is their constant look.
Stacey: "What is up with your Sister in laws hair?! Does she know what a blow dryer is?"
Kelli: "No! She has fat chick hair..and she thinks it looks good!"
by Trinityzzr6 January 23, 2009
mugGet the Fat Chick Hairmug.

hold my hair

What one gay man says to another gay man when observing something that makes him want to vomit.
Gay #1: Girl, did you see those shoes on Maggie?

Gay #2: Yuck! Hold my hair.
by Willyummm July 31, 2010
mugGet the hold my hairmug.

red c hair

red c hair smaller than a c hair because red hair is the finest hair in terms of thickness
by Bruce Spinner April 24, 2006
mugGet the red c hairmug.

Deep Fried Hair

Hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black.

It is also greasy because it's washed like once a week.
Wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive.

I'm thinking about getting deep fried hair but I don't want people to think I'm emo..I'm just scene.
by dfdsauflkadf December 22, 2008
mugGet the Deep Fried Hairmug.

patches of kitten hair

The hair that men sometimes forget to shave usually under the side burns where the beard beggins to form.
awwww baby i love your patches of kitten hair!
by ivette July 19, 2006
mugGet the patches of kitten hairmug.

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