When you go down on a homeless woman.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.
by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010
Get the Cranston Crab Piemug. Did you see how Sara was looking at me? She was giving me the cream-pie eyes. Tonight I'm gonna turn that toaster strudel into a twinkie.
by the shit faced cockmaster February 5, 2019
Get the cream-pie eyesmug. When you are nailing your partner and her punani is super loose so you take Arbyś roast beef and shove it up her punani and continue to nail her. Lastly, you cum inside her and onto the roast beef in her punani and then you have to punch her in the vag while yelling ¨ARBYS, WE HAVE THE MEATS¨ now remember, you can only use arbys roast beef for this. Have fun.
by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018
Get the Tennessee meat piemug. by Repacent March 25, 2023
Get the Chocolate creme piemug. I was fucking my Indian girl friend. Really enjoying myself and shot my cum into her sweet Indian pussy. As I withdraw my cock I saw my cum dripping out on her dark skin. Making a Indian Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 2, 2022
Get the Indian Cream Piemug. Choco Pie Man is the first Man who invented shit in womankind. In 1989, he started preaching the gospel of the chocolate penis with his food truck business. He said in an interview that “The vagina wants chocolate, chocolate wants the vagina…Naked Chocolate is the freakiest thing…Like, imagine a chocolate vagina.”
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
This weird fluke of marketing explained why the commercials for Choco Pie Man sound like porn stars describing their sexual encounters.
Even without any accompanying bunny graphics, there’s something legitimately disturbing about giving your vagina a healthy food option.
Over the years, Choco Pie Man gained a cult following. He even made the trip to Japan where he filled chocolates and pizzas in vaginas in front of a cheering crowd. According to the Jewish Telegraphic Agency, he’s gotten thousands of requests from women who want to try chocolates placed in their mouths.
“It's delicious and creamy and the fluffiness just melts in your mouth! It's like eating a muffin. Put it in your vagina.” - Choco Pie Man
by Drapen March 31, 2022
Get the Choco Pie Manmug. The act of pouring Manitoba's select maple syrup over a woman's anus and penetrating, only to have a second male come in and slurp up the remnants.
by TyPel911 January 26, 2022
Get the Manitoba Moose Piemug.