by tounginasscheek June 12, 2013
Get the cum slug mug.Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.
Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"
"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."
"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"
"I recking I might be going blind ey....."
** "Crikey......"
by NRE808 August 22, 2018
Get the Cum Skull mug.In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
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by EdzoRocks August 25, 2020
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The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter
The act of ejaculating one’s semen onto another party’s oculars during a sexual encounter
While Nicolo and Gretta were getting intimate, Gretta asked Nicolo “Can you finish on me with a cum-fog?”
by The Year of Calick Committee January 3, 2019
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