Hollywood Cleanse

A self-imposed experiment where you take a short break from your addiction to convince yourself you could quit for good, if you really wanted to. Typically lasting 1 week or 1 month at most. Unlike a relapse, with a Hollywood Cleanse, you already know the exact day you will be ending your celibacy and returning to your degenerate ways.

My in-laws are swooping into town next week, triggering an emergency 1-week Hollywood Cleanse from my boozin'

by schadbud January 23, 2024

Street Cleaner

Someone who snorts the pubic hair of their partner after a fresh shave

Person 1: did you hear about Rodrigo?
Person 2: no
Person 1: he is a street cleaner now…
Person 2: wow I didn’t know he was into that!

by Streetcleaner101 January 23, 2024

keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Drain cleaner

A drain cleaner is not a plumber! But a Plumber can be a drain cleaner!

You're a drain cleaner but not a plumber!

by hydro_tech510 November 28, 2023

josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.

Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.

by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024

Ethnic Cleansing (2002)

The most utterly vile and unapologetically racist video game to ever exist. Period. The fact that this game is not illegal to own is a fucking travesty.

"Ethnic Cleansing (2002)" is a video game where you play as a KKK member (or a Neo-Nazi, as if that's any better) committing domestic terrorism in the form of mass murder...and that's as far as I'll go in describing it.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 3, 2024

C Cleaner goon

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living

c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again

by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024