Christmas Blow Job

When fellatio is given either on Christmas or during the Christmas season in the spirit of giving or perhaps in lieu of the more traditional monetary purchased gift. Similar in concept to the Birthday Blow Job

I've been good all year long... I wonder if bae is gonna reward me this holiday with a Christmas Blow Job...

by MeddleOx December 24, 2016

Blow Job Artist (BJA)

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs

that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).

by quabbtwabbler May 24, 2011

Blow me where the pampers is

Originating from the 1994 movie: PCU. This term is most used as a comeback when someone says or does something you dislike. Can be used just like: "blow me" but adds that extra bit of urban flavor. This saying will often confuse and insult simultaneously.

Dude 1: Why did you order cheese on my burger?

Dude 2: I went and got it, didn't I?

Dude 1: So?!

Dude 2: So! You can "Blow me where the pampers is!"

by Underdrummer May 16, 2011

Let's blow this pop stand

Let's leave this boring place as soon as possible.

Adaptation of "Let's blow this popsicle stand"

It's 5 o'clock and time to go home. Let's blow this pop stand!

by ToddB February 7, 2008

Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.

Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.

by JaRknessd May 10, 2010

Blowing up the death star

This is used when a guy shoots their load so far that it goes up the girl's nose.

"So we were totally going at it missionary style, then I feel a strong one on the way, so pulled out and shot my load right in her nose and ended up blowing up the death star!"

by R. LexM January 28, 2008

3/4 Blow Job

A 3/4 blow job is when a girl is giving a blow job and stops right before the man ejaculates (blows a load) and then the man ends up walking away disappointed.

My girlfriend was blowing me but ended up only giving me a 3/4 Blow Job so I dumped her ass!

by quincygamer June 20, 2011