Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina

"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"

by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019

Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.

Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.

by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020

Dry Biscuits

A strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.

Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.

by Food hound January 14, 2023

Dark biscuit

A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.

Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.

by Biscuits for dinner March 5, 2021

biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.

When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!

by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017