Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018

Dad bod

The actual definition of a dad bod is a rather plump man, but not obese however the perceived definition depends on the gender

Boy: 🎅
Girl: 💪

*note: these are just stereotypes and absolutely may not apply to everyone in each category.

Girls: omg I love Harry styles dad bod!

Boys: that’s not a dad bod, this is! *🎅*

by Eddy Mondelez December 9, 2022

dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals chins

#LongChinTribe

Can’t wait for that bigga freds dad to drop an album with that nigga X

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021

Dad

When you friend is way to serious but they love you and you love them, they suport you when your playing basketball in gym the scream your name and chant for your team they will always be there for you

Kyrstan: HeY dAd HoW wAs YoUr DaY

Jeyleen (friend): GoOd HoW wAs YoUrS

by Iloveyoulilpeepillmissyou:(: February 7, 2019

dad

A special species of human that goes to get the milk

whinny little bitch: hi dad
dad: im gonna go get some milk

by Poopysexydoody May 9, 2022

Dad Grab

When you are cruising in a car and you are enjoying a snack in the back seat and your dad reaches around for a handful of your snack, expecting you to share.

On a family road trip I open a bag of chips, then from the front seat comes the dad grab! I was nice and shared!!!!

by anonymous May 22, 2021