run your shit

Give me your money.

Complainant: Then the robber pointed a gun at me and said "run your shit."

by Anthony W. Yochmann August 4, 2008

doin your mom

A slang term for fucking your mother. Often used as a comeback. Commonly used among sixth graders in school.

Lady Gaga was doin your mom last night.

by shizjizzmywizz March 13, 2010

show your ass

making yourself look like a jackass or an asshole, being a dick. embarrassing yourself or the people you are with in public or in front of other people, usually by doing something socially unacceptable. exposing your true colors in a negative way. also, having a nasty attitude in a public setting.

When my husband started that argument, yelling all our personal business while we were out in the street, he didn't do anything but show his ass to the neighbors.

when you decided to dance with that tramp instead of your girlfriend, that's when you decided to show your ass.

by Viral_Insanity April 28, 2010

Pulling your leg

To pull someone's leg is when someone makes a potentially rude statement to another but is then later revealed to only be sarcastic.

Person 1: You are a miserable failure of a human.
Person 2: Wow! That is the worst thing anyone has said to me!
Person 3: I'm just pulling your leg, forget about it.

by Rachmahler June 29, 2022

your slip is showing

you are getting sloppy with something that should be discreet.

In the "Ray" movie, his manager says this to him when he shows signs of heroin addiction (scratching and twitching), tells him "your slip is showing".adies

by cmtaylor October 12, 2014

cool your jets

It means to slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Bob L March 30, 2004

split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003