mexican trunk waffle

shitting in a roll away bed then folding it back up and leaving it for an unsuspecting guest

we were staying at maurice's but when we went to sleep there was a mexican trunk waffle left behind so we just slept on the couch.

by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024

waffle rape

When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Julia waffle raped Gary at spur and didn't even own up to it.

by hilklklkl April 28, 2014

Waffling

The Silly things that Waffle does that she finds amusing or to amuse her self.

"I'm Waffling, I turn random shit to max and giggle like a little bitch at how absolutely fucked up it looks"

by Hidden_Dork_rising_Dorkum January 21, 2024

Waffle Crotch

When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.

His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on

by Zombie mother 1884 November 25, 2018

Waffle pizza

When having intercourse with a menstrating woman, place your penis into her vagina. During vaginal intercourse, switch to anal. Ejaculate inside her, then quickly remove and place your dick between her butt cheeks. With your hands, press her cheeks around your shaft and pull back. leaving the mixture of residues in between her butt cheeks.

I thought I was a freak, but Porsche asked me to give her a Waffle Pizza. I was very confused.

by Wasport September 27, 2017

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016