The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.

1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”

by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024

waffle beater

When a male with a rather large shaft takes no consideration of care when having intercourse with a female. No care or consideration was taken when entering the woman's vagina..

Also a male slut who will sleep with any woman. Woman with particularly grotesque looking vaginas.

"The man has a waffle beater"

"He's an absolute waffle beater that bloke." will sleep with anything

by Sergeant Squid November 23, 2016

Peeling the waffle

Disagreeing on a topic yet having nothing to contribute to the discussion but opinions, which are typically rooted in fear.

Person ANow that we've shown it to be safe for use in moderation let's move forward in a slightly different direction.

Person BI disagree with you because I feel...I think...
Person AAre you peeling my waffles?

Person B was peeling the waffle.

by throwawayact October 31, 2010

Sissy Waffle

“I don’t know some British cuss word or something”-Nick Corpus 2021

Man that guys such a sissy waffle dude!

by Noé January 3, 2021

Waffle fry winker

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.

Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared

by DIRTYISRAELPOODLE May 13, 2024

Syruppy Waffle

Similar to the Dutch oven, when one pulls the covers over their partner's head and then proceeds to flatulate. However, instead of a fart, diarrhea surprise for all parties involved.

Annie went to give Sam the ole Dutch oven, but the Chinese food from last night had other ideas and Sam got the Syruppy Waffle surprise instead. Sam threw up and the bed needed to be burned.

by Donbojim January 21, 2024

Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".

If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!

by heilschnaps May 15, 2023