Virginity

Something that I shall never lose.

(Virginity is what you have before you ever have sex in your life. If you've NEVER had sex, you're a virgin. When you have sex, you lose your virginity.)

P1: "Did you lose your virginity last night?"
P2 :"Yeah, my dog was bending over in just the right position and I couldn't help myself."
P1: "...What?"
P2: "...What?"

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Legging Virgin

Someone who wears leggings that are so tight no dick could ever get in

Don't ever date a legging virgin if you want some action.

by Badbiiiiiiiiiitch April 14, 2022

Kansas City virgin

Noun: A girl who only will have anal sex so she may maintain her true "virgin" status.

Steve: Angela and I only do it in the butt. She wants to save herself until she's married.

Mike: Oh, she's a Kansas City virgin!

by AJ Locke April 18, 2018

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

virgin

You.

James: Hey John you fucking virgin
John: I know.

by xbox_morroco August 5, 2020

virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019

Virgin

You

Justine is a damn Virgin

by Bastard222 March 3, 2019