Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

swamp turd

A swamp turd is someone who is slow mentally and physically

Carol: Bob your such a swamp turd.
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ carol here we go again. Just because I have toe fungus doesn’t make me a swamp turd.
Carol:Bob your a swamp turd because you clench your butt cheeks when you run. Not because of your toe fungus

(Bob’s way of running is walking with a small skip)

by rat_excavators July 16, 2021

sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

by nobody else here June 11, 2017

Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 16, 2019

yassified yaseefa turd

A person who is secretly in the closet (it’s okay we all support u) but everyone knows bc they are super yassified. Not to mention, they are also the ultimate turdhead so we include the turd in it.

Yusuf is yassified yaseefa turd and he knows it.

by lanananananana October 1, 2023

Nervy Turd

The nervous shake one gets when pushing out a massive turd after a big meal.

The turd the size of a turkey leg. Large at one end and small at the other.

I had a nervy turd the day after Thanksgiving.

Boy after that buffet I had to take a nervy turd.

by Texas Four November 30, 2010

preferred turd

The preferred turd is the least worst option from a horrible selection.

Bob's could decide who his preferred turd is when answering the question "Who's your favourite between Stalin and Hitler"

by witchieblackcat September 25, 2020