bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

by Abendego July 29, 2014

troll guarding

Using brutish bullish or troll like mannerisms or actions to get your way over an object a person or a group or activity.

Quit troll guarding the remote

by h1pnotic0verkil May 31, 2018

Troll

When a male with a particularly large penis whacks you with it. Typically across the face.

"I trolled her so hard bro."

by Synnshayd June 18, 2024

Internet troll

Someone who has no job and no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Guys look its that internet troll again I think his name was james”

by derrien May 7, 2022

Trolling

Using Symmetra's TP to fool your teammates into falling off the map.

LevelUpLifting and BigWalrus1 engaged in a little bit of trolling on Oasis.

by LevelUpLifting January 31, 2023

Libs Troll

Joseph Duboulay

Omg did you see the Libs Troll? he's stinking up the library

by doughicks April 8, 2025

troll

troll refers to a forum-user or internet user who acts in a nasty manner or spreads lies and angers others for his own amusement. The origin of the word troll: a bunch of geeks using the early internet who played D & D started calling each other after villain names-- like "troll" and "ogre". The troll, a notorious trickster, was used to refer to forum users who would post irrelevant or incendiary comments.

And the troll spake "woe is me bones, i slept with your sister"

by zerbiofosho September 2, 2013