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one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.
Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?
by Bilby123 March 14, 2008
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diddle time

shit, almost diddle time again. get your goggles, buckets, and horse costume on.
by BraveDick November 9, 2013
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Nig of Time

Phrase:
A common alternative (identical meaning) to the saying "Just in the nick of time".

Person:
Not to be confused or conflated with "The Nick of Time".
The Nig of Time is a well dressed negro man with the ability to control time and believed to be an apostle of the great prophet Aunt Jemima.

Portrayed frequently in the Aunt Jemima texts, his role is often disputed among denominations and scholars of the Aunt Jemima Chronicles.

The most common definitions depict The Nig of Time as a time altering figure knowing the exact coming of the Anti-Jemima, ultimately leading to the apocalypse.
"You got here just in the nig of time!"

"And the Nig of Time said unto Jemima, Lo, I come unto thee in a thick puff cloud, that the people may hear when thy speak with thee, and cookest thee pancakes for ever."
by zhz December 13, 2008
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tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
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pp time

Its time to take off the pampers and put on your pull ups like big boys, because its time for pp's.
I can't wait to have pp time later tonight.
by g1ngerbrenda April 28, 2019
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squishy time

When two girls, usually lesbians, have a "good" time.
Those girls are having squishy time.
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tonga time

A time to neck the ever living shit outta someone.
Person 1: Hey dude I think it’s Tonga time

Person 2: Oh sweet lets do it together

Person 3: Hey guys what’s u—
Person 3 gets necked

Person 3 : WTF, YOU HOES ARE CUNTS
by LongSasuageRick March 7, 2018
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