Obama's last name

One of the world's most unsolved mysteries.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

Person Name

The most amazing awesome person ever who is superior to everyone else and super cute and hot and awesome and definitely didn’t write this definition by themselves.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Person Name made 700 billion dollars just today?

John: Yeah, all while saving puppies from burning buildings and stopping meteors from hitting the Earth and definitely not writing extremely specific UrbanDictionary entries about how awesome they are!

by eden_essence February 22, 2025

mah-name-uh

Term to introduce yourself instead of saying "my name is" or "im" to sound like borat

Mah-name-uh Sarah

by alalalalalalalalaoalaoalao October 4, 2010

clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?

Nine, eight, seven, six,five, clive named five!

by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020

someone named someone

it is you who is someone that is named someone and that is actually your friend who is you.

someone named someone

by You is actualy me who is niga November 24, 2019

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Patrick (Last Name)

The Patricks are fucking RICH I mean, Houses on private islands and 10 Ferraris each. They're a family of 13.

Slut 1: I'm as thicc as the Patrick's cash wad.
Gossip: Did you hear that the Patrick (Last Name) 's bought another Tesla?

by HOmoEREctus123 September 1, 2018