My goat

The description of the goat of all of Futbol.

Another person considered my goat is the great Drew.

Have you seen my goat?
Oh are you talking abt Cristiano Ronaldo?

by The goat CR7 June 10, 2023

stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

goat testy

the nut sack of a goat

"man, that goat testy tasted good.

by super sven February 28, 2009

jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.

"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."

by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015

Dope goat

Person who wont leave till all the drugs are gone ....like a goat munching on bushes.

That girl is a dope goat.

by Oscarbudgy2 February 19, 2019

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 06, 2024

Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.

tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.

by orangecrocs4life May 09, 2021