Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

Texas HotFlush

When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.

I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.

Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.

by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021

sent to Texas

Executed or killed, as in the most efficient Death Row in all of America. While "sent to Texas" often has a connotation implying brutal implementation by the authority figures who helm the 21st century American police state that has incarcerated or placed on probation an unprecedented 5% of its populace (more than any other human culture for as long as our species has existed), more mundane executions or simply the act of dispatching something can also be correctly identified by this phrase. Flies, for example, can also be "sent to Texas" by the end of a fly swatter, and refuse can be "sent to Texas" by being placed in the proper receptacle or incinerator.

She was tried and eventually sent to Texas because of how callous she seemed when interviewed by the authorities about the tragic accident that killed her child.

by Bugs Jorgensen July 16, 2014

Texas Jotaro

A person that has a lot of sex

That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.

by fuhrerus July 21, 2020

texas peach

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.

Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.

texas peach

by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013

texas cartwheel

Someone does a cartwheel, with alcohol on a belt that is fed to your mouth-TLB

Last night Kyle did 20 Texas cartwheels

by Booty-Warrior_8llllllllllO November 16, 2019

Texas laso

When you put a bolo tie around your ball sack to make it look like a gentleman

Burt Reynolds said to use his bolo to give yourself a texas laso while getting a mustache ride.

by Birtreynolds12 October 10, 2020