big giant humongous turd

The largest shit you ever taken

Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!

by Bigsmartypant July 4, 2023

Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

turd swiggler

Someone who puts crap in their mouth and squishes it around before either swallowing or spiting it out. Usually done in the act as part of a fecal fettish

Sally and I really had a good time last night Afte she blew me, she gave me a rim job and squirled it around.. Shes a hell of a turd swiggler

by masarasa6000 November 14, 2011

occupy turd street

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

by Howboycat December 25, 2023

Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.

Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !

by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016

Drama Turd

A self-centred Drama student.

Person 1: “What is he doing?”
Person 2: “He’s such a Drama Turd”

by Zimmology May 24, 2023

Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.

“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler”

by BeauFool June 4, 2025