Side Gogs

When you mean mug out the side of your goggles.

While standing in line at the deli, he gave me some savage side gogs.

by RTDToolbag August 20, 2024

Itchy Side Taint

When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy

Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.

by Idisownbikesnobs May 11, 2015

side grocer

A grocery store that you only go to when you can't find something at your primary one.

I love shopping at Winn-Dixie, but Rouses is my side grocer.

by anolel4 July 09, 2019

Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.

Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.

by Auto Christian March 13, 2019

Side Vag

Much like side boob. In essence, when a woman wear's, undergarments? That don't quite cover the meat pocket. Side vag, side boob, you get it right? Come on Sean. Get it together!

Holy moly! Did you see that side vag?! That dancer clearly needs to learn what commando is. Those shorts are side vag central!

by spikem0 August 06, 2022

Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 02, 2023

Side schlong

When a penis is going down your leg and can be seen.

Peter: "Yo dawg he got side schlong"
Pedro: "Damn dawg that is long and curvy!"

by Tobiki08 May 17, 2022