Alabama Sock

When you jizz in a sock and then proceed to piss in it. Once you have finished you may proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave it for 24 hours and then stick it up your ass. You have just created and Alabama sock

Dude, I just found Kyle’s Alabama sock

by Tractorboi April 6, 2021

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

argile socks

a pattern on socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on

by flip_4_life May 16, 2016

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.

"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."

by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019

Socking

A mixture of docking and sounding where two men have a sounding rod in their urethra and thrust back and forth for maximum pleasure.

Brad: Yo Chester, you trying to go socking until we can’t anymore?

Chester: Yeah, I’m down for a good socking.

by Cronton August 28, 2025