Central Park Salad

Like a tossed salad but with the extra spice of Central Park wildcrafted greens
Yo she gave him a Central Park salad, now he got that extra spicy arugula in his mouth
by Uganda be kidding me February 13, 2021
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The Mickey Salad Story

The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020
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Salad nibba

The term salad nibba is often used by men of culture; this term can be used as a gamertag,username etc. Salad meaning salad and nibba meaning a dead meme(and not used in any racist intention)
Hey have u played that new COD game?
Ah yes but that salad nibba guy got me in the end
by Beast master 6969 October 16, 2020
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Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.
Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew
by ginormous george July 28, 2022
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Pube Salad

When multiple lengthy pubes are in, or on the edge of a urinal.
It was finally my turn at the urinal, and that is a terrible pube salad on the rim of then urinal.
by Dmischv April 05, 2020
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run-on salad

A verbal statement or block of text that is both word salad and a run-on sentence, often in the form of a string of words filled with scattered thoughts and no punctuation. A common form of communication among illiterates and former presidents.
Ever since Elon Musk took over twitter, a lot of posts there seem to be run-on salad from weirdos and Boomers.
by Casual Observer 4565 January 10, 2024
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Bone Fish Salad

Orally catching the ejaculate from inside the vagina or asshole creampie.
After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.
by satanmtb October 26, 2011
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