Pizza tweaking

When you're waiting for the pizza and keep looking out the window like a tweaker

Quit pizza tweaking bro it will be here soon.

by Mo42 February 10, 2017

Pizza

No arguement required, the best food in the universe. Personally, it brings me much joy nad satisfaction, so I totally recommend it.

Dude 1: Dude pizza is awesome.

Dude 2: So true, Dude 1.

by Dark Chicken Nugget February 23, 2019

Slick pizza

Not getting paid well, working for cheap

Jerry works for slick pizza, poor guy

by Thnx4nothin August 11, 2021

Pizza

Boarding school slang that can refer to any type of amphetamine…Adderall, Ritalin, Vyvanse, Concerta, etc.

We have that essay due tomorrow dude. Are you trying to have a pizza party later or what?

by Stewart Bova September 26, 2025

Pizza

Something Italians can relate to.

Used in World War II as bombs by the italians.

An Italian: OH-A BOY! ME PIZZA IS-A MASTAPEECE.

by SumKidWithIssues September 27, 2017

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

pizza shake

Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you want on your pizza?

We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?

No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.

by rrearleii July 31, 2019