pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza November 7, 2015

pickle flies

when you get a boner, you say.. " I got a case of the pickle flies!"

you dude, she is soo hot! yeah bro I know she gives me a case of the pickle flies

by lickolotopuss May 7, 2018

California Pickle

A California Pickle is a sexual position which is used when a persos from California is rawdogging his partner and grabs his jar of pickled socks and shoves it in her mouth.

"Babe what is that stench?"

"Its the stench of mexican labor and freedom, the California Pickle!"

by Bigsmokeeatsplums April 24, 2023

pickle jiffy

When ones penis finds itself in a jar of peanut butter

Eric Armentrout from Salem Virginia drunkinly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Pickle brain

Pickle brain is a condition that occurs while playing pickleball. It is sudden onset of confusion about who the server is and what the score is. Pickle brain is a brain fart or brain fog on the pickleball court, it can affect players of all ages. Pickle brain is not long lasting and usually comes on during a pickle ball game when the server is calling out the score just prior to a serve.

During the pickleball game there was commotion on the court. The players were arguing over the score, they were all suffering from pickle brain. In the end, it was a great match and all had fun.

2-0-1….No…2-2-1…No …3-2-1 yes, that’s it. OMG I have pickle brain. What’s wrong with me, I always get confused about the score.

by Jwooolie March 24, 2024

Pickle Rick

The most annoying phrase on the fucking planet. Seriously you'd think people would stop already.

Its Pickle Rick!!!

by Spidey balls August 13, 2019

Dick-hole Pickle Jerk

The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.

1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by WeegeeCool January 27, 2023