Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.

Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”

by Adonis22 January 6, 2022

virginity reaper

Sluts who only have sex with virgins who call you mommy

"The virginity reaper has reaped again"

by srahswrld March 7, 2023

Cripple virgin

Adj. a person who has not been crippled

John Doe is a cripple virgin

by Alpharius December 10, 2023

Virgin

A Oompa Loompa

“ Oompa Loompas are virgins fr”

by Ur mother’s favorite January 17, 2022

Virginative

When someone has gone so long without sex their virginity is restored

Kelsey has claimed that she has virginative powers, because it’s been so long.

by Jairy malls December 9, 2022

virgin turtle

Pewdiepies closest green friend minus ralph and someone whos a virgin

Virgin turtle Never ever gonna have sex

by iLovetheInternetlikeDonuts September 16, 2019

virgin shit

The first time you take a dump after having showered or bathed, and spoil your cleanliness.

Just took my virgin shit this morning, now got mudbutt.

by mrh@nky August 18, 2022