Smoking the corn

This is Scottish slang for “stop lying” you can use this when someone says something you don’t believe.

When someone “smokes the corn” they are lying.

“Stop smoking the corn, Jerome. We all know you didn’t bone anna.”

by Ah shit, here we go again. June 20, 2020

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Smoke Monkeys

Black people. Mostly due to their reputation for smoking a lot. Particularly Newports.

I was driving through Nashville and noticed an awful lot of smoke monkeys.

by MedHomer June 9, 2024

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Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022

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smoke side

A shitty part of San Jose,Ca which is really named "Seven Trees",where fake crips represent.

"I'm not San Jose...I'm from SMOKE SIDE.."

by Couldn't care less February 2, 2022

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smoke and swap

When your wife is gone for the week and you message random girl friends to smoke dope with and fuck.

I got my girl Michelle coming over for some smoke and swap cause my wife is out.

I got some good dope I be fucking bitches all day and night!

by Smoke and swqp September 17, 2022

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To tell someone something disturbing about yourself and , quote on quote, “drowning them” in the truth.

It’s “drowning in smoke” because smoke is viewed as something unhealthy and overall not good.

The fact you’d be saying about yourself would be so disturbing that they would almost die of shock. And since they can’t forget it, it would “drown them”.

“Tell me about what happened.”
“Man, it’d drown you in smoke if I did.”

“You should tell him what Joey does.”
“I don’t want to drown someone in smoke like that.”

by Por primera vez September 19, 2021

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