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Mr. Carter

Gay. The teacher that gives you ten minutes to write and essay and marries a woman 10 years younger than him. if you ever see a Mr. Carter you better prepare to stick your middle finger up and say F U!
Person: It’s Mr. Carter
You: F U
by Your Teacher that is dating yo October 29, 2019
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Mr Spindles

An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.
I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.
by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021
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Mr Taliban

The leader the taliban who is the nicest person you will ever see

Favourite past time is blowing up a certain set of towers two at a time

He got killed by American bullies who call themselves the navy seals
Did you hear how mr taliban was murdered yesterday

Yes those navy seals are bullies
by TheBurbintor June 22, 2021
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tl;mr

"Too long; Must read"

re-appropriation of tl;dr which means too long, didn't read.

Created to revolutionize the culture of tl;dr.

Created to reinvigorate the importance of 'pursuing knowledge', so that we can make a stand against those who would seek to exploit our lack, of it.
"I clicked. I saw long post. tl;dr"

becomes...
"I clicked. I saw long post. tl;mr"
by Aaeru March 15, 2012
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Mr. Shy

When a jerk hasn't talked to a ex-girlfriend for a long period of time, and then one night decides to be best friends with her.

Only happens if the jerk is drunk, and usually happens at parties. The jerk is deemed as "Mr. Shy" because to everyone else, its so pathetic that he cant talk to her in the first place.
--Eric is being such a Mr. Shy tonight with Mary...why cant he just man up and talk to her?
--dont worry, man. wait for him to get blasted and everything with fall into place.
by Loveslyfeeee<33 February 28, 2011
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Mr. Pants

A common term used for pulling the hood of someones sweater over their head.
It's Mr. Pants!
by ThatGuyWithoutTheGlasses March 13, 2011
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Mr Dazzles

When a person of male gender is homosexualy dressed and looks suspiciously outlined as anti-straight.
Mis-ter Daz-zles
Jacques : Should i keep this shirt, its really tight on me

Megan : No way! That shirt is realy gay, you'll look like Mr Dazzles!

Mr soft Mr Gay bob
by Michael T-G July 27, 2011
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