A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.
Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords
Me: ewwwww
by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019
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WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!
WHO KILLED POPPY GLORIA, AND IS FUCKING BITCH
-Mary ham!
ANNOYING AND UGLY AND BORING IS SHE
-Mary ham!
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Get the Bloody Mary mug.During sex “buffalo Mary” means to Lather buffalo sauce on the vaginal cavity and enter from behind while making loud grunting and panting noises.
Can also be used when talking about a rather large marijuana cigarette.
Can also be used when talking about a rather large marijuana cigarette.
“So this girl came to my house after the party, and when we got to my place, she got down on her hand and knees and begged “ooo baby I want that buffalo Mary right now!”
“Man, I can’t wait to get off work tonight and get home to smoke a huge buffalo Mary”
“Man, I can’t wait to get off work tonight and get home to smoke a huge buffalo Mary”
by Lanny709 October 3, 2019
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